Truth be told, John was not always such a serious, Web addicted individual as depicted in the previous page. Lest you get the fallacious notion that the Omega Page is the concocted product of a deranged mind, the following micro-bio is offered if only to prove that John is just your normal, born in the thirties-healthy-baby gone haywire after spending too much time standing near screaming jet engines and reading Louis L'amour's western novels.

Please see Note 1 (right below this here line) for background on Malcom Jefferson Molar jr, ghost writer of John's micro-biography.

Note 1

The remainder of this fascinating micro-bio will appear as soon as John has found the proof that he indeed was born in the thirties. There were rumors Montreal's population had increased by one on a certain Easter morning, back in '37 (that's 1937, not 1837) but there's nothing like a good old b-certificate to dispell any doubt as to the legitimacy of John's claim that he indeed is a living entity. And he is still searching.....

Stay tuned.....

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